Notices tagged with toormina


  1. Matthew Davidson mjd

    This is shocking. When did the # Hotel start staying open past 8pm? This is going to kill the tradition of sitting in the gutter with a sixpack of rum & coke and a box of period pain pills.

    about 2 months ago from web in context
  2. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Today's # fashion trend: teenage boys failing to grow a moustache.

    about 3 months ago from web
  3. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Feeling a bit "meh" today. Went to # for poor man's prozac: two beers and a doner kebab.

    Friday, 27-Nov-15 19:18:29 AEDT from web in context
  4. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Crossed paths with two incongruously prim, well-dressed girls in # today. Couldn't figure them out until I saw the little black name badges. Mormons. If they're fresh off the plane from Salt Lake City, they're in for a hell of a culture shock.

    Friday, 09-Oct-15 22:06:02 AEDT from web
  5. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Ambidextrous multitasker of the month is the man sitting at the bus stop in #, doing a crossword with one hand and eating takeaway noodles—with chopsticks—with the other.

    Tuesday, 04-Aug-15 15:48:19 AEST from web
  6. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Boxes of really nice Dell-branded keyboards and mice at the # op shop. Come to think of it, they're probably the ones # threw out last year.

    Friday, 24-Jul-15 17:45:39 AEST from web
  7. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Made the mistake of going to the # Hotel for another game of Guess the Source of that Revolting Smell. Only scored 50%. I could tell it was urine, but I couldn't tell where it was coming from.

    Sunday, 31-Aug-14 18:07:45 AEST from web
  8. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Grizzled gent in distressed singlet, grey beard, full-face tribal tattoos, Family Guy™ pajama pants. Only in #

    Tuesday, 22-Apr-14 18:03:36 AEST from web in context
  9. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Blew the cobwebs off my bicycle this morning, just to # and back. Didn't kill me.

    Tuesday, 11-Feb-14 15:50:06 AEDT from web in context
  10. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # / # / # is one big game of meth whack-a-mole.

    Friday, 07-Feb-14 14:55:48 AEDT from web in context
  11. Matthew Davidson mjd

    The # Hotel is like a World War I field hospital. Every patron is limping, groaning, or gasping with at least one work and/or lifestyle injury.

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 15:37:45 AEDT from web in context
  12. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # is doomed. #

    Saturday, 09-Nov-13 10:22:56 AEDT from web
  13. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # positive parenting: "Now, Dementia darl, you should learn to embrace the derogatory label your father applies to our gender."

    Friday, 06-Sep-13 19:30:12 AEST from web at 30°17'24"S 153°5'49"E in context
  14. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # moment: Young schoolgirl alighting from a vehicle proudly bearing the sticker "4 doors = more whores".

    Friday, 06-Sep-13 19:20:09 AEST from web at 30°17'24"S 153°5'49"E in context
  15. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # moment: Man pissing against the door of his ute in broad daylight, despite being just outside a pub which has, and is, a toilet.

    Friday, 06-Sep-13 19:17:58 AEST from web at 30°17'24"S 153°5'49"E
  16. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Just as we have "Sunny #" we should have "Helping the Police with Their Enquiries #".

    Saturday, 24-Aug-13 16:00:32 AEST from web at 30°17'24"S 153°5'49"E
  17. Matthew Davidson mjd

    My goodness, the # CBD is an intimidatingly scary place at night. I actually think # is more welcoming.

    Wednesday, 01-May-13 10:12:49 AEST from web at 27°28'15"S 153°1'24"E in context
  18. Matthew Davidson mjd

    @tregeagle Also just returned from the # Hotel and child minding facility, where I was brazenly reading in public. I know no fear.

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 16:36:33 AEST from web at 30°17'46"S 153°6'56"E in context
  19. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Job seeking. They need a qualified baker at Woolworths # Shame I'm not a qualified baker. Otherwise I'd be perfect. So close.

    Tuesday, 16-Apr-13 16:38:44 AEST from web at 30°17'46"S 153°6'56"E
  20. Matthew Davidson mjd

    If that's what you get from clean living and good genes, sod it; I'm off to # to score some really dirty heroin.

    Tuesday, 09-Apr-13 21:30:31 AEST from web at 30°17'46"S 153°6'56"E in context