Notices tagged with dlw


  1. Matthew Davidson mjd

    @tregeagle Sure. # has a business meeting in town at noon, and a canine meeting in the park mid-afternoon. Which is best? Bearing in mind time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  2. Matthew Davidson mjd

    #'s liking for market stall fragrant oils continues to baffle me. I think I know what this one is, but I can't find the little bottle labeled "Trench Foot".

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  3. Matthew Davidson mjd

    #'s collection of completely natural and therapeutic essential oils smell suspiciously like a year 10 chemistry lesson on aromatic hydrocarbons. Or a bag of boiled sweets left on a car dashboard in mid-summer.

    about a month ago from web
  4. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # hopes to have bred a pineapple that you can stick on a toothpick and float in a cocktail by next summer.

    about a month ago from web
  5. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # is # Stephen Hawking biopic. Don't get it. Arrogant and unlikeable people, physicists. Not like philosophers.

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  6. Matthew Davidson mjd

    @tregeagle I'm still recalibrating my device mix since inheriting #'s old # phone. MP3 player is gone (& I no longer have to transcode OGG files!). Little bit of reading = phone. Lot of reading and/or little bit of typing = # Lot of typing = desktop.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  7. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # is watching a film starring Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. A missed opportunity; all you needed was to throw Sandra Bullock and Ben Stiller into the mix and you'd have a timeless cinema classic.

    about 4 months ago from web
  8. Matthew Davidson mjd

    @tregeagle If you're on duty tonight, keep an eye out for Auntie Chez. She and # have been hanging around all day waiting for a bed. GP f***ed around with her medication again. I wish he'd stop doing that.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  9. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Had a shave this morning, as I'd been sporting the full # chin barnet for some time. # only noticed at 7pm, and only then because she saw the razor by the bathroom sink.

    about 4 months ago from web
  10. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # bought some supermarket-baked "triple-choc cookies", and I'm hooked. They're so unappetising, so barely categorisable as food, that there's something majestic about the indifference which must have gone into preparing them.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  11. Matthew Davidson mjd

    I can't really afford beer. Thankfully # is an impulse shopper. Nail polish remover, a dash of essential oil (patchouli & lemongrass this evening), & soda is quite palatable. Ensuing burps have been found to have a calming effect & help focus the minds of those around you.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  12. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Quite enjoyed the # Christmas special, tho' that may have been due to the company of @tregeagle, #, & half of # at the pictures. Matt Lucas was not as Bonnie Langford as I feared, and Moffat put his sitcom muscles to good use.

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  13. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Getting pissed with # & her auntie, # to the # Hope everybody else in the best corner of the # is similarly enjoying this weird annual commemoration of a very fine Jewish fundamentalist moral philosopher who died ~2000 years ago and is still stone dead.

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  14. Matthew Davidson mjd

    Back from mini-hols. Fun day with # on the Western # food trail, thence south to my mum's birthday party. Ears ringing from relatives who can only embellish their primitive utterances with additional volume.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  15. Matthew Davidson mjd

    On forced holiday in # from tomorrow for reasons that escape me. # thought I should contact old friends. "Hi! I'm now fat, old, and hopelessly miserable. Come share the experience with me for a while!" That's what the # is for.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  16. Matthew Davidson mjd

    # is currently calculating how much superannuation we've lost due to the # bump. I never expected anything would be left to collect anyway.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  17. Matthew Davidson mjd

    @tregeagle I tried doing the same. Then I gave up and just watched it twice. On my third go through now with # who I assumed would hate it, but she's completely into it.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  18. Matthew Davidson mjd

    @tregeagle Forward it on to # Her dog is now whimpering plaintively most of the day, and has just worked out that midnight barking can attract the attention it craves. Come to think of it, maybe I should borrow that strategy.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  19. Matthew Davidson mjd

    @lnxw48 I was on hold at home till # said #! we can't afford the phone call. Went into town and used their phone to call their call centre.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  20. Matthew Davidson mjd

    I caught # studying the central nervous system today, and was all set to tell her some interesting facts about glial cells, but realised it would sound like "Did you know you've got four miles of tubing in your stomach?"

    about 8 months ago from web in context

Acronym for Dear Lady Wife.

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