Matthew Davidson (mjd) tagged dlw

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mjd
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Matthew Davidson
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Sawtell, NSW, Australia
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http://mjd.id.au
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Hypersensitive New Age Guy
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  1. #'s mother likes watching sport. I just get irritated by it. How can you have a fair and orderly whistle-blowing contest with all these huge lads charging around you?

    about 18 days ago from web
  2. @tregeagle Ah, I thought I'd heard of it: # was given # to treat trigeminal neuralgia (never get that; it's an effing nightmare). Turns our she's allergic to it. Went bright pink and inflated. Honestly, a nervous system is more trouble than its worth sometimes.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  3. @tregeagle Sure. # has a business meeting in town at noon, and a canine meeting in the park mid-afternoon. Which is best? Bearing in mind time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.

    about a month ago from web in context
  4. #'s liking for market stall fragrant oils continues to baffle me. I think I know what this one is, but I can't find the little bottle labeled "Trench Foot".

    about a month ago from web in context
  5. #'s collection of completely natural and therapeutic essential oils smell suspiciously like a year 10 chemistry lesson on aromatic hydrocarbons. Or a bag of boiled sweets left on a car dashboard in mid-summer.

    about 2 months ago from web
  6. # hopes to have bred a pineapple that you can stick on a toothpick and float in a cocktail by next summer. http://ur1.ca/qsqof

    about 2 months ago from web
  7. # is # Stephen Hawking biopic. Don't get it. Arrogant and unlikeable people, physicists. Not like philosophers.

    about 4 months ago from web in context
  8. @tregeagle I'm still recalibrating my device mix since inheriting #'s old # phone. MP3 player is gone (& I no longer have to transcode OGG files!). Little bit of reading = phone. Lot of reading and/or little bit of typing = # Lot of typing = desktop.

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  9. # is watching a film starring Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. A missed opportunity; all you needed was to throw Sandra Bullock and Ben Stiller into the mix and you'd have a timeless cinema classic.

    about 5 months ago from web
  10. @tregeagle If you're on duty tonight, keep an eye out for Auntie Chez. She and # have been hanging around all day waiting for a bed. GP f***ed around with her medication again. I wish he'd stop doing that.

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  11. Had a shave this morning, as I'd been sporting the full # chin barnet for some time. # only noticed at 7pm, and only then because she saw the razor by the bathroom sink.

    about 5 months ago from web
  12. # bought some supermarket-baked "triple-choc cookies", and I'm hooked. They're so unappetising, so barely categorisable as food, that there's something majestic about the indifference which must have gone into preparing them.

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  13. I can't really afford beer. Thankfully # is an impulse shopper. Nail polish remover, a dash of essential oil (patchouli & lemongrass this evening), & soda is quite palatable. Ensuing burps have been found to have a calming effect & help focus the minds of those around you.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  14. Quite enjoyed the # Christmas special, tho' that may have been due to the company of @tregeagle, #, & half of # at the pictures. Matt Lucas was not as Bonnie Langford as I feared, and Moffat put his sitcom muscles to good use.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  15. Getting pissed with # & her auntie, # to the # Hope everybody else in the best corner of the # is similarly enjoying this weird annual commemoration of a very fine Jewish fundamentalist moral philosopher who died ~2000 years ago and is still stone dead.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  16. Back from mini-hols. Fun day with # on the Western # food trail, thence south to my mum's birthday party. Ears ringing from relatives who can only embellish their primitive utterances with additional volume.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  17. On forced holiday in # from tomorrow for reasons that escape me. # thought I should contact old friends. "Hi! I'm now fat, old, and hopelessly miserable. Come share the experience with me for a while!" That's what the # is for.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  18. # is currently calculating how much superannuation we've lost due to the # bump. I never expected anything would be left to collect anyway.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  19. @tregeagle I tried doing the same. Then I gave up and just watched it twice. On my third go through now with # who I assumed would hate it, but she's completely into it.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  20. @tregeagle Forward it on to # Her dog is now whimpering plaintively most of the day, and has just worked out that midnight barking can attract the attention it craves. Come to think of it, maybe I should borrow that strategy.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
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